6 weeks - all systems go
6 years - all systems "No!"
16 years -all systems know
26 years - all systems glow
36 years - all systems owe
56 years - all sytems status guo
76 years - all systems slowAttributed to R.M. Cornelius
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"The inability to run your own department,
combined with the wish to interfere with everyone else's.""
- Professor C. Northcote Parkinson
"If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice
from folks who didn't succeed either."
- Author unknown
It's a good thing money can't buy happiness.
We couldn't stand the commercials.
by Jack Handey
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size,
because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
Weiler's Law
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity
and other variables, the computer will do as it damn well pleases.
